Martian Wash Club Monthly Memberships
How Do I Sign Up?
Simply hover on up (or drive, whatever your craft of choice does best) to a pay station and Press “Go to Clubs.” Select the wash club you wish to use Earth Dollars to purchase, follow the prompts and pay with the credit card you wish to be billed to. Provide your receipt to a Mars-kateer. They will use their super dexterous human fingers to adhere your personal RFID decal to you windshield. Thanks to our martian technology, the small receiver fits discreetly, so you won’t hardly notice it is there.